Someone found my blog doing the search Is Rolling Rock A Gay Beer?

Gasp!

Well, I guess I want what's best for my beer, so if that's what would make it happy then I'm all for it. And... IF it's true, then I'd like to think that being gay is only a part of its total and not the only thing about it.

I wonder if I caught something by drinking it? It's true, I gravitated towards The Rock in High School... uh oh! (But how could I not? It was so retro, so classic, so... noble and yes, masculine, enticing me with its mysterious '33' and jumping horse. Was I an unknowing victim of hopophilia?)

And how does that song go -- I went to bed at 2 with a '10' and woke up at 10 with a '2'? Rolling Rock IS cheap, and if that's what I get with about four, then I get what I paid for.

(Just between you and me, I would have pegged that fruity Zima -- trying to be a beer when it's not. Wrong! It spawned all those offspring like Bacardi Silver and Mikes' Hard Lemonade.)

Guess you can't judge a beer by its bottle...

Looks like Tide and Crest are Coming Out, too.