Unbelievable news from the banks of the Greater Miami River.

(If you can't open the link, you'll have to register -- a new feature added since I placed it in a link to the right -- but fake info in the blanks seems to work -- it worked for me! Then you can read this and many other, interesting, home-grown articles.)

Here's the synopsis: Dayton is the best place to live in Ohio (rolling on floor laughing) AND is the 41st best American city over-all to call home (laughing so hard I'm crying).

New York City ranked 40th. One ahead.

The ranking considers cost of living, crime, employment opportunities and culture.

I have to go pee now...

More Existentialism
Look what I found today: Some fun, huh?

I'm already forming an idea that involves a man walking a dog with a montage of men. The environment and the man and dog remains the same, but each cut to their companion will be a different guy. Has this been done?

Longshot HUGSHYHERMIT walks a DOG along a wooded trail. Another MAN walks along -- we see his back, and not his face.

H (V.O.): Parents teach you that you can have anything you want in life: Only your imagination limits the possibilities.

Close-up, track shot, DOG walking, sniffing, doing dog things.

But life instead is learning that there are limits.

Close-up DOG cont'd, dog strains on collar and chain.

And learning to accept them.

Close-up H, expressionless

Guy: You believe in love at first sight?


TO BE CONTINUED...