That took about a half hour to write. A start, even if it sucks. Guess that High School typing class came in handy after all.

INT. CLASSROOM.
Teen-aged (c. 1977) HUGSHYHERMIT sits at typewriter. Greasy blonde afro (think Little Orphan Annie), pizza-face zits, raggedy hooded sweatshirt. JOCK spits paper-wad on H's cheek.

JOCK: Fag.

AGENT #3 (V.O.): ...meets 'Never Been Kissed'!